Hmmmm
its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife’s cooking is mid as hell, I’d just crash the ship and kill myself
seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
eminem the building is crumbling i dont think we’ll make it out
gay eminem on 9/11: that plane just flew into a lower floor/id like to suck a man just once more
you have managed to condense three new post ideas into just one post
unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven’t seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind












